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Blitzen's Tavern - Ugly Christmas Sweater / Beverage Dispenser

Blitzen's Tavern - Ugly Christmas Sweater / Beverage Dispenser

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At your next holiday party, share some Christmas spirit with your guests, and by spirits, I mean booze, all while looking stylish when you slip on this cool new Blitzen's Tavern Sweater. This extra-festive ugly Christmas sweater depicts Santa's favorite reindeer bartender, Blitzen, pouring drinks in his tavern and one of the taps is an actual working beverage dispenser. Just fill up the 1-liter beverage bag with your favorite cocktail, wine, spirit, or whatever you wish, insert it into the sweater's secret compartment, pull the spigot out through the hole, and then mingle around the party as you dispense drinks for your guests or refills for yourself. It's also great for refilling your wine glass without having to get up while watching endless Christmas movies as well. Please enjoy this ugly Christmas sweater / beverage dispenser responsibly. πŸŽ„πŸ· 🍹

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