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Massive 12 Foot Tall Nutcracker Statue

Massive 12 Foot Tall Nutcracker Statue

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The cool new Super-Scaled Holiday Nutcracker Statue is a massively festive 12 foot tall nutcracker soldier that is perfect to stand guard and watch over the rest of your holiday decorations. It's cast from quality designer resin that has been reinforced with fiberglass for strength and then authentically hand-painted. On one hand, it may inspire a full blown ice-skating Russian ballet set to Tchaikovsky to break out in front of your home and on the other hand, it may attract an equally gigantic Mouse King.

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