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Giant Penguin Butler

Giant Penguin Butler

Welcome your guests this holiday season with this cool new Giant Penguin Butler. This massive, festive penguin statue is already dressed in its natural tuxedo, has a dapper bright red bow tie around its neck, and holds a wooden tray in its flipper arms. Perfect for serving up appetizers, Champagne and cocktails, or anything you think a friendly formal penguin butler might want to serve you.

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