Elf Clausometer - Light Up Christmas Spirit Meter
If you feel like the Christmas spirit has been way too low around the holidays, then monitor the levels with this cool new yet very 2003 inspired Clausometer. This officially licensed replica of Santa's Christmas spirit meter seen on his sleigh in the classic holiday film Elf can now be yours, minus the sleigh, the flying reindeer, and an oversized and obnoxious elf causing chaos. This magical light up meter, cloned from top secret elf technology at Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, is able to detect and display the current level of Christmas spirit and holiday cheer. So if it's too low, you'd better start caroling, listening to Christmas music, watching Christmas movies, baking Christmas cookies, constructing gingerbread houses, and just generally being nice instead of naughty. If you can keep the Christmas spirit at high enough levels, I bet Santa will have enough power to make it to your home this Christmas Eve, without having to resort to unreliable modern rocket engine technology. Will Ferrell not included.