Sharp-Dressed Werewolf Butler / Server

If I lived in a creepy haunted castle regularly filled with real party monsters, then, of course, I would have a terrifying yet well-groomed werewolf butler / bouncer to serve drinks and keep problematic guests in line with snarling terror. Well, I can't afford a castle and it's way too hard to find good werewolf help anymore since that cure was discovered, so I guess I can settle for this cool new Katherine's Collection Werewolf Server instead.

While it's not a real werewolf butler, this sharp-dressed, furry little 4 ft tall statue of one is the perfect way to serve up a tray of cocktails and appetizers to all your friends and fiends on Halloween, random sinister soirees, or just the latest howling-filled night of a full moon. It also doubles as spooky candy bowl-holding trick-or-treater greeter or use it as a ferociously fun side table in your man cave. This dapper and sophisticated, monocle-wearing werewolf server features real-touch fur, a food-safe serving tray, hand-painted facial features, and is dressed impeccably in a bejeweled waistcoat and pants finished with spats. Unfortunately, it doesn't transform back into a human butler.