Giant Lifesized Scarecrow
This cool new Giant Lifesized Scarecrow Statue will not only frighten the trick-or-treaters, your annoying neighbors, and anyone else who passes by your haunted home this Halloween, it'll also help scare off any pesky crows hanging around your yard or garden as well. This eerie cornfield dweller is wearing what I feel to be a truly iconic-looking scarecrow costume made up of ragged black pants, a gray shirt, a jaunty hat, a tattered hooded face, and a generous amount of hay stuffing. It also features bendable limbs for striking an imposing pose, a sturdy metal stand for easy placement, and it can be place indoors or out. Now if this spooky straw man does somehow find a way to come to life and wants to stuff you full of hay and nail you to a cross out in the corn field, don't worry, because it doesn't have a brain to figure any of that out.
