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Gigantic Growling Grizzly Bear Statue - 7 Foot Tall!

Gigantic Growling Grizzly Bear Statue - 7 Foot Tall!

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When you see a monstrous grizzly bear out in the wild, all you need to do is outrun your former friend to get away, but with this cool new Gigantic Growling Grizzly Bear Statue you can relax and snap a selfie with it. This gigantic seven foot tall grizzly bear statue looks just like the real thing, except it's crafted from high quality fiberglass resin, painstakingly hand-painted, and features fierce bared teeth, massive claws, and grizzled flecked fur details. It's perfect for scaring off your annoying neighbors, causing double-take-inducing panic when placed strategically, and makes a terrifying, yet quite safe, photo op in your home, garden, restaurant, hotel, or retail business. Just pray that it doesn't attract real grizzly bears, unless they just want to take a selfie with it too.

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