Drunk Garden Gnome Statue

May 6, 2024

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A drunk garden gnome stumbling around your property normally isn't a good thing, but it's actually quite safe to be around when it's passed out cold like this cool new Drunk Garden Gnome Statue. This hilarious garden gnome seems to have been hitting the wine a bit too hard as it lies blacked out with a bottle in hand, its bare behind up in the air, and an uncomfortable boozy face that identifies it as positively smashed. Each gnome is life-sized at 9.5 inches tall, made from high-quality resin, and then hand-painted. It's perfect for hiding in the garden, placing on the lawn, decorating around a bar, or just leaving out on walkway for others to find. Available in either blue, red, or yellow shirt.

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