I'm not sure when it happened, but the traditional elves of Christmas seem to have been replaced with whimsical little bearded gnomes that wear giant knit stocking caps over their eyes. They're quite adorable. Well, it seems that much, ... Continue
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they drop dead in the garden, they don't stay dead.
It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive, kidnapping species like these cool new Gnome-Be-Gones!