Ninja Garden Gnome Statue

June 21, 2010

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I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that assassinate your garden gnome, because mine is a deadly Ninja Garden Gnome. This fearsome gnome doesn't believe in whimsical fairy tales, he just stands guard over his sacred garden territory, concealed in a stealth ninja outfit, sword in hand and ready to lethally eliminate unfortunate victims like gnome kidnappers, pests or anyone else he deems unnecessary of life. Although this ancient warrior gnome is seemingly cast in quality hand-painted designer resin, do you even dare wander too close and risk meeting the fury of his blade?

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