This ancient Chinese teapot pours two different drinks separately, both drinks at the same time, or none at all just by placing fingers over certain holes.
This mysterious ceramic mug of death shrouds itself in darkness using a removable insulating sleeve, is armed with a katana sword spoon, and lies in wait upon... More
When a ninja comes home after a long day filled with assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something... More
If you ever decide to become an elite assassin and need passage to Braavos to train with the secret society of Faceless Men in the House of Black and White,... More
The Japanese shuriken was a deadly throwing weapon used by ancient samurai warriors and ninja assassins alike and somehow in the 21st century one of them got... More
Whether you have a peaceful zen garden or just a regular one, this cool new Ninja Gnome is the ideal stealth warrior to protect it from other pesky gnomes and... More
The Terminator is one of the most terrifying and ruthless movie villains ever created. So why not bring home and display one of these futuristic robot assassins... More
Be sure to eat these tasty ancient warriors before they slice and dice the other gingerbread men and try to assassinate you as well. On second thought, Ninjas... More
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... More
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Futuristic lighters reverse-engineered from crushed robot parts found inside a hydraulic press at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.
These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.
Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion... More
The Ninja Bunny Mask is not meant for real bunnies, even though those poor furry critters certainly could use the gift of stealth. No, it's a cool ninja mask... More