The Green Head - Finds Cool New Stuff!
SEARCH

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt

When you buy through links on this site, we may earn an affiliate commission.

How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth? They simply dress as normal civilians with a quick change disguise built into these cool new Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt. It may look like a normal black t-shirt with a typical unfunny saying written across the front, but when a victim inevitably reads it out loud, the bottom of the shirt is flipped up over the head to reveal to them that a deadly ninja warrior has suddenly appeared out of nowhere. If anyone laughs, unleash a few shuriken ninja stars and disappear back into the night with a smoke bomb.

Related Stuff: Shirts

Catsplosion Sweatshirt
Cute cats! Massive explosions! Comfortable sweatshirts! They've finally all been combined in this cool new Catsplosion Sweatshirt.
Found - Lost T-Shirt
The mysterious island from the television show LOST must have thrown us all into some alternative flash-sideways timeline where the show has now been renamed... More
I'm Fine Bloody T-Shirt
This 100% cotton t-shirt is smeared with realistic looking blood on one side and a simple line of text in the middle stating I'm Fine.
Corn On The Cob T-Shirt
This fun yellow tee has an almost disturbingly realistic depiction of corn kernels emblazoned across the front.
Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... More
Working Wi-Fi Detector Shirt
A cool black cotton t-shirt with a real built-in working wi-fi detector!
Kaboom Sweater
Nothing quite depicts utter beauty, devastating power, and total horror all at the same time quite like an old-fashioned nuclear explosion, so check out this... More
Cuddly Fleece Pet Sweatshirt
I'm pretty sure one day, we'll all look back and wonder how our pets ever survived in these current dark ages when they weren't sensibly dressed for the cold... More
Doggie Jogging Sweatsuit With Hoodie
This warm 4-legged grey sweatsuit is designed just for dogs and comes complete with a hoodie.

Related Stuff: Costumes

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
This double-take-inducing inflatable costume creates the illusion that you're hovering above the ground with a jetpack strapped on your back.
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
You don't need to trek high up into the Himalayan mountains to see an Abominable Snowman, just slip on one of these cool new Yeti Hats!
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
Your legs are the horse's back legs and you simply stand straight up, so it appears that the three-dimensional inflatable horse is bucking. Around your waist... More
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
Not only will you be transformed into the coolest wall art in the universe or at least in a galaxy far, far away, you'll also be quite well protected encased... More
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
This ingenious adult costume makes it seem like you're trapped in a bamboo cage being carried by a giant gorilla.
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
During this pandemic, be more like Jason Voorhees and keep your nose and mouth covered and scare people away just enough to keep proper social distancing when... More
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
Instantly transform yourself into the sarcastic spud with interchangeable body parts from the Toy Story movies and the classic toy from yesteryear.
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
Pretend you're in a parallel universe where you have hot dogs for fingers, just like in Everything Everywhere All At Once, with these Hot Dog Finger Gloves.
Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T-Shirt
This infamous red cap is sure to bring you plenty of good luck when you're battling through the Mushroom Kingdom trying to save the Princess from evil Bowser!

Latest Cool New Stuff

Random Cool Stuff

BACK
FIND IT
NEXT