Die Hard Christmas Sweatshirt - Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho

December 18, 2016

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Everyone knows in their hearts that Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie. It's set on Christmas Eve, has the best Christmas Music, terrorists, and, of course, has the original version of this cool new Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho Sweatshirt. Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead terrorist wore with the bloody words written on the chest by John McClane, "Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho." Just be sure to wear a Santa hat and strap yourself to an office chair - shoes optional. Welcome to the party pal!

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