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Santa Beard Face Mask

Santa Beard Face Mask

Santa Beard Face Mask

"We're all in this together! This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny @$&%ing Kaye!" - Clark Griswold (Christmas Vacation)

Who says 2020 can't be just a little bit jolly here at the very end? Don't let the Christmas spirit die just because this year has been legendarily miserable. Bring a smile or two under other people's masks this holiday season when you slip on this cool new Santa Beard Face Mask. This Santa-red festive facial covering transforms the wearer into a white-bearded jolly old St. Nick all while helping to prevent the spread of this extra naughty virus. Perfect for wearing while out shopping for gifts, visiting friends and family from a healthy distance, or when running down the street in a snowstorm shouting "Merry Christmas!" to everyone in town like a lunatic while they rush inside to slam their doors. Meanwhile, Santa Claus himself will probably be wearing a full blown red hazmat suit this Christmas Eve.

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  • Bid goodbye to 2020 with a Ho-Ho-Ho!
  • Slip on your SANTAstically SAFE MASK-BEARD and party with the merriest Santa Claus costume ever made!
  • Constructed of a comfortable cotton/poly blend with no synthetic glues or adhesives
  • Whether holiday shopping or attending family gatherings, celebrate these holidays responsibly while upping the octane on your HO-HO-HO Holiday Cheer!
  • Makes for an awesome festive Christmas Gift during these most unforgettable times!
  • One-size-fits-all (adults)

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