Life-Sized Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Statue
"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
If you like to go a little overboard with your home's festive exterior illumination and decorations during the holidays, then you need this cool new yet quite 1989-inspired Life-Sized Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Statue to really tie it all together. This life-sized statue of Clark standing in your front lawn looking shocked as he holds the extension cords to the Christmas lights should definitely cause a few double-takes and laughs from those passing by... or concerns when they notice he's standing out there day and night without moving. Hmm, the only thing I would change though is to swap in a Vintage Chicago Bears Hat.