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Life-Sized Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Statue

Life-Sized Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Statue

"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.

- Clark W. Griswold

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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If you like to go a little overboard with your home's festive exterior illumination and decorations during the holidays, then you need this cool new yet quite 1989-inspired Life-Sized Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Statue to really tie it all together. This life-sized statue of Clark standing in your front lawn looking shocked as he holds the extension cords to the Christmas lights should definitely cause a few double-takes and laughs from those passing by... or concerns when they notice he's standing out there day and night without moving. Hmm, the only thing I would change though is to swap in a Vintage Chicago Bears Hat.

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