Ninja Gnome

Whether you have a peaceful zen garden or just a regular one, this cool new Ninja Gnome is the ideal stealth warrior to protect it from other pesky gnomes and assorted hideous lawn ornaments. This miniature lethal assassin is dressed in a black ninja outfit, wields a deadly katana sword, and has intimidating glowing white eyes that zero in on its prey (also nice for illuminating garden paths and walkways). This mysterious feudal garden guardian is cast from rugged weather-proof resin and its eyes are powered by a solar panel embedded on its back. Unfortunately, while this gnome is practicing the art of invisibility, it still may be abducted to go on worldwide missions or be flat out assassinated by a real ninja at any moment, but that's just how it is in the world of ninjas.