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Lifesize Doberman Dog 3D Metal Art Statue

Lifesize Doberman Dog 3D Metal Art Statue

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If those decorative concrete lion statues (or cute little mischievous gnomes) flanking your home / manor's entrance aren't quite imposing enough, then check out these cool new Lifesize Metal Doberman Statues. These stately and quite vicious looking 3D metal art Doberman Pinscher statues are inspired by low-polygon papercraft models, except these are handcrafted from high-strength, black powder-coated steel for maximum intimidation. They may not stop a full blown home invasion, but, from a distance, might scare off a few nosey neighbors or porch pirates scoping out a package on your front porch with the cat food you ordered.

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