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Kraken Decanters

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Time for drinks? Unleash the Kraken!!! You see, pirates and other sailors had it all wrong about the Krakens. These feared sea monsters didn't just want to destroy the ships, they just wanted all the booze onboard them for themselves. In honor of these monstrously thirsty creatures from the murky ocean depths, keep your best pirate rum and other poisons in one of these cool new Kraken Decanters. Each of these fearsome 16oz sculptural decanters feature a hand-sculpted and hand-painted Kraken guardian made from a stone-like material that is firmly attached to the glassware and come with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by the artist. Pricey, but very cool.

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