Gigantic Clothespin Bench

This cool new Clothespin Bench is a gigantic handcrafted wooden clothespin that is designed for sitting on like a bench instead of holding up massive clothing on an equally humongous clothesline. Each 6 foot long bench is made in the USA from your choice of hardwood: madrone, walnut, white oak, maple, cherry, or jatoba and features a non-functioning spring assembly made from solid 3/4 inch thick steel round bar. It's the perfect double-take-inducing bench for a home, clothing store, laundromat, modern art gallery, laundry room, or an actual giant.