Life-Sized Animatronic Grey Alien Statue
When Earth eventually gets invaded by hostile alien forces from deep space, I hope they look more like this cool new Area 51 Roswell Alien Animatronic Statue, instead of a much more likely nightmarish xenomorph. This possibly life-sized Grey alien stands 4.5 ft tall, has gangly long limbs, posable arms, and a comically oversized animated head with eerie green glowing eyes, and speaks with otherworldly robotic gibberish space sounds and clicks. It's perfect for Halloween, home theaters, man caves, mischievous unexpected pranks, and it makes a fun gift for alien conspiracy theorists and the UFO-obsessed. Hmm, and put some pants and a t-shirt on this poor thing, because it's a little awkward. Giant crashed flying saucer sold separately. π½πΈπ