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Possum-Flavored Candy Canes

Possum-Flavored Candy Canes

Possum-Flavored Candy Canes

Forget Christmas, I think these cool new Possum-Flavored Candy Canes should be enjoyed all year long. A traditional peppermint candy cane might sound festive and refreshing, but it's all a lie. You know they're boring and nobody ever wants them, so they all hang sadly from dying Christmas trees. However, when word gets out that possum, er more like, opossum-flavored candy canes now exist you can already hear the incoming stampede of curiosity. While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials, the only ones in North America, may sound tasty, an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork is used to flavor these pink and gray candy canes instead. They're also great for pranks and getting placed in Christmas stockings for the naughty kids... just in case Santa is reading this and needs some ideas.

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  • Set of six pink & gray candy canes
  • Artificial possum flavoring - A porky flavor
  • From the garbage can to the Christmas tree
  • Size: 5.25" T

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