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Coal Gum - Perfect for Christmas Stockings

Coal Gum - Perfect for Christmas Stockings

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Remember the evil threat of getting a lump of coal in our stockings if we were bad? Well parents, it's time to follow through on that threat and give little Ralphie a stocking full of coal this Christmas morning. You warned him all year! Actually this is just Coal Gum and it tastes great, but it comes in a really authentic coal looking box and will definitely strike a quick panic. A great gift that will get a lot of laughs and maybe some tears.

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