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Dante's Inferno Spicy Hot Candy Canes

Dante's Inferno Spicy Hot Candy Canes

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This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy Dante's Inferno Candy Canes from Archie McPhee in with the rest of the red and white striped peppermint candy canes. This hellish box of six red and white Christmas candy canes combine sweet with demonic spiciness and also make a nice stocking stuffer for naughty kids. 🥵

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