Mistletoe Headband

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

When you wear the Mistletoe Headband to your next Christmas party, prepare to do a lot of extra smooching. Even during the cold and flu season, some people just can't resist the allure of this strange seasonal plant which drives them to make out with anyone standing beneath it. Perhaps they won't notice that the mistletoe hanging from the satin-wrapped headband is synthetic and give pity on you anyways. Wear at your own risk!