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December 2, 2024

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"Ha! Figures it'd be something like this." - Roddy Piper (THEY LIVE)

BUY. CONSUME. OBEY. Happy holidays everyone! Take off the sunglasses, stay asleep, and celebrate festive rampant consumerism to appease the ruling class of power elite alien overlords... er, hmm... put on the sunglasses and warn the world by wrapping up all of your gifts this year with this cool new yet quite 1988-inspired THEY LIVE Wrapping Paper. This hilarious and quite cynical gift wrap has all of the subliminal messages that were hidden in plain sight by the aliens to control humanity from John Carpenter's THEY LIVE. This wrapping paper would be even better if you happen to be gifting someone sunglasses this year. Check out the videos below if you're still asleep. OBEY!

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