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Not So Fast Santa - Inflatable Thanksgiving Turkey... For Halloween!?

Not So Fast Santa - Inflatable Thanksgiving Turkey... For Halloween!?

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Christmas in July, Halfway to Halloween, Summerween, Christmas lights on the house all year long, holiday stuff in stores two holidays before it, Christmas horror movies until Black Friday,... the overblown holiday spirit has gotten completely out of control! Unfortunately, poor Thanksgiving always seems to get lost in the middle of the Halloween / Christmas war, which makes this cool new Not So Fast Santa - Giant Inflatable Thanksgiving Turkey the perfect sarcastic Halloween lawn decoration.

This confusion-inducing giant holiday inflatable depicts a Pilgrim hat-wearing Thanksgiving turkey pinning down a defeated Santa Claus while holding up a sign that declares, "Not so fast, Santa." It stands 5 ft tall, is illuminated from within, self-inflates in seconds, and includes stakes and tethers to keep it from flying off, even though turkeys don't fly. Obviously, it's also great for Thanksgiving. 🦃🎅🏻🎃🤷‍♂️

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