Clark Griswold - Chicago Blackhawks Jersey from Christmas Vacation

Normally, I'm not too fond of the fuzzy, um, furry, toilet seat cover look, but this festive one made me laugh.

This set of three massive gingerbread man metal cookie cutters stand up to three feet tall and are adorned with a festive corsage and a big red plaid bow.

The perfect gift wrap for all the presents you'll be giving this holiday season to fast food-loving carnivores, naughty Vegans that you wish to burn all bridges with, and, obviously, your local butcher.

This FRAGILE glass cup is shaped like the iconic fishnet-clad leg lamp from the 1983 holiday movie classic, A Christmas Story.

The kit includes five snowman-shaped marshmallows and five candy cane sticks to make your hot chocolate more fun and festive.

Christmas tree watering device automatically plays Jingle Bells when the tree needs water and has a convenient funnel and tube filling system.

To celebrate the holidays and Miller High Life's 120th anniversary, they're selling this extremely limited edition glowing neon Christmas tree lamp.

These festive miniature knitted scarf ornaments are made from knitted yarn and have an internal wire inside to make them fully posable.

We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative office weaponry at it's finest and is sure to impress your clients and fellow co-workers and scare your enemies.

If you feel like the God of Thunder while sitting on your bathroom throne, try to wield Thor's mighty hammer Mjolnir in the air or just grab a few sheets of TP.

At your next superhero-themed birthday party, gala cocktail party, Gotham City fundraiser, or boring Justice League meeting, serve up snacks and appetizers to your guests (friends or foes) on this cool new ceramic serving platter shaped like Batman's iconic Bat Symbol.

This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of this cool new Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag to keep yourself warm. Thankfully, unlike the original frozen carcass, this one doesn't smell bad on the inside!

This fun handmade hooded scarf is inspired by the iconic cowls worn by the Ewoks and even comes completes with faux furry ears on top to complete the look.

Although it's only a 1/80 scale of the full-sized Godzilla, this monstrous model still measures in at a whopping 3 feet tall and 6.5 feet in length!

These non-firing silver bullets are minted from one Troy ounce of pure .999 fine silver into the shape of a .45 ACP bullet.

Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms and a vac-metal dome head that actually clicks when you turn it, just like the original.