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10 Pound Toblerone Jumbo Chocolate Bar

10 Pound Toblerone Jumbo Chocolate Bar

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Is losing weight not one of your New Year's resolutions? Then behold the ultimate in candy bars! This cool new Toblerone Jumbo is just like the normal-sized fine milk chocolate bar from the Swiss Alps with the triangular pieces and the honey, almonds, and nougat, except this massive version weighs in at 10 lbs, is nearly 3 feet long, and has a whopping 25,000+ calories... assuming you ate the approximately 150 servings all at once. Makes a funny gift, especially to chocolate lovers on a diet or just get one for yourself, shove it into a freezer, and break off a huge triangular piece as needed.

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