10 Pound Toblerone Jumbo Chocolate Bar

Is losing weight not one of your New Year's resolutions? Then behold the ultimate in candy bars! This cool new Toblerone Jumbo is just like the normal-sized fine milk chocolate bar from the Swiss Alps with the triangular pieces and the honey, almonds, and nougat, except this massive version weighs in at 10 lbs, is nearly 3 feet long, and has a whopping 25,000+ calories... assuming you ate the approximately 150 servings all at once. Makes a funny gift, especially to chocolate lovers on a diet or just get one for yourself, shove it into a freezer, and break off a huge triangular piece as needed.