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Whoopee Cushion Bookmark

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Does your current bookmark rip a huge room-clearing and snicker-inducing fart when you shut a book on it? Then it's time to upgrade to this cool new yet quite retro-inspired Bookie Cushion from FRED. This fun and functional bookmark is actually an old-fashioned pink rubber whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book. It's perfect for letting everyone know you finished reading your book in the bedroom, on a plane, on a train, in the library, at the beach, in a classroom, at the office, at a bookstore, or in a quiet cafe and is also great for hilarious pranks as well. Hmm, you can also just sit on it if you're more of a nostalgic faux flatulent traditionalist. Check out the video below to see it in action! πŸ“–πŸ’¨πŸ€­

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