Instant Underpants - Just Add Water!

July 8, 2022

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I don't even want to know why, but you never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear, so always be prepared with these cool new Instant Underpants from Archie McPhee. Should the need ever arise, just head over... slowly... to your emergency survival stack of ultra compact instant underwear pellets in tins, grab one, drop it in water, and wait for your new set of 100% cotton underpants to rehydrate. Yes, you'll now be wearing wet underwear that came from a compressed puck, but I guess it's better than no underpants at all. It makes a fun gift, but it really can't hurt to keep a surplus of them for yourself, just in case.

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Instant Underpants - Just Add Water!