Massive Bigfoot Underpants - 80-Inch Waist!
These cool new Bigfoot Underpants are a massive pair of 100% cotton underwear (why do we call single underwear a pair?) with an enormous 80" waist, a huge double-flap front opening, and Bigfoot's name and picture printed on the forgiving elastic waistband. Not only are they perfect for gifting an actual Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or Yeti streaking through the wild, they're also great for leaving in the forests of the Pacific Northwest as undeniable evidence for crazed squatchers to discover, throwing up in the branches of a tree or on someone's roof as a prank, hanging from a clothesline to cause confused double-takes from neighbors and passersby, leaving them in the backseat of your car for your husband to discover, an unusual couple's costume at a party, smear chocolate pudding in them and leave them in the bathroom stall of a fine restaurant for some horrified restroom attendant to find, 12-Foot Skeletons, an impromptu sail for a small boat or raft, a white elephant gift, or worn as actual underpants if excessively rotund. 👣🩲
