Reflective Full Face Visor / Privacy Shield
Welcome to the 21st century. A disturbing age of zero privacy and in your face cameras on everything from obnoxious smartphones, surveillance cams wherever they can fit, spy cams wherever they can be hidden, drone cams watching down from the sky, cameras on every computer, cameras all over vehicles, cameras on the stoplights, facial recognition everywhere, and people just looking at you and remembering in their minds. Heck, there's even people out there holding actual cameras hounding real celebrities, people who think they're celebrities, and typical attention-seekers obsessively seek fame. When that sheer amount of worthless footage isn't enough... let's fill in the gap with the nonstop selfie snapping insanity to truly feed the self-absorbed narcissism monster.
Whew... do you need a break from the endless spotlight? Slip down this cool new Paparazzi Thwarting Reflective Visor and let everyone take photos and videos of a reflective shield instead of your face while you enjoy that rare feeling of peaceful anonymity. It even has 50+ sun protection blocking 99% of the sun's harmful rays and retina-searing camera flashes, yet does not impair your vision. Sure you may look like a futuristic robot, a paranoid hypochondriac in a health scare, or just someone not satisfied with the shade coverage from their current giant bug-eyes sunglasses, but nobody knows if it's even you! I think the next fashion trend is going to be about privacy - masks, invisibility cloaks, bags over the head, whatever it takes. 🤨
