Personalized Woven Photographic Image Throw

Here is a cool item that has the potential to be both good natured and evil fun. The Personalized Woven Photographic Image Throw is a kit that gives you instructions on how to supply a photograph that will be woven into a 100% cotton 300 square inch throw. Sure most people will get them personalized with a beautiful family portrait or a picture of their pet, etc., but others like me find this too good an opportunity to pass up to make something wickedly hilarious or unique. Just think when guests come over and unfold the throw, they discover... something unexpected. I don't have any cool specific examples, so let's all put our Heads together and come up with some good ones in the Comments below. Keep them as clean as you can.