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Massive Christmas Stocking

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A loophole in Santa's gift-giving ability has been found. If he fills a regular-sized stocking hung from the mantel up to the brim, then simply get a bigger stocking and he'll be forced to fill it with full-sized gifts instead of the puny stocking stuffers. The cool new Massive Christmas Stocking is a velvet Christmas stocking with a plush, fleece cuff that measures over 4 feet in length. This ingenious loophole could only backfire if you've been naughty this year, which could result in a ton of coal.

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