Help others have a terrifying close encounter when you let them discover this life-sized 5 foot tall Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue somewhere at night.
This giant natural seed pod stalk is the perfect unusual decorative curiosity to really tie a room together, plus it's huge, weird, and creepy.
This gigantic eight foot tall yard inflatable makes it seem as if a little UFO is hovering over your lawn and beaming up whatever you wish to place in the illuminated... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
When you're left with half an onion, half a lemon, half a tomato, or half of any other fruit or vegetable, look no further than outer space for a solution to... More
This is the ultimate remote control UFO flying machine.
This heavy-duty double-sided transparent tape with nano grip technology is waterproof, weatherproof, reusable, removable, washable, and outdoor safe.
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
This prop replica of the magazine Rowdy Roddy Piper was looking at in John Carpenter's They Live can now be yours to brainwash and control you anytime you wish.
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
These silicone ice trays make ice in the shape of the elongated, double-mouthed, and very drooly Xenomorph head or the egg pod that launches Facehuggers at you.
At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook... More
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This fun scented candle is reverse-engineered from the actual fragrance that's pumped into the ride's waiting line queue in the woods.
This green-tinted glass storage jar looks like an alien flying saucer's tractor beam trying to suck up all the contents stored within.
A giant bean bag chair shaped like the terrifying Wampa creature from the snowy planet Hoth that comes complete with a detachable severed arm thanks to Luke... More
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
Sorry, but garden gnomes are so 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' and these cool new and very mischievous Star Wars Garden Jawas are in! Utinni!!!
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
