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Atomic Ray Gun Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer

Atomic Ray Gun Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer

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Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams while looking into the bathroom mirror? Well, it's time you blasted away that hairy nose and ear infestation with this retro, er, futuristic, er, cool new Atomic Nose and Ear Trimmer. Just insert this 1950s sci-fi ray gun inspired trimmer up your nose, pull the trigger, and unleash the spinning stainless steel blades that are safe-to-the touch for you, but lethal to pesky nose and ear hairs, especially those sinister 2 inch long ones that seem to pop out from nowhere. Sure it doesn't actually fire laser blasts like a genuine ray gun, but it will ensure space explorers and Earthlings always look their best and it even helps keep traveling Moon Men and Martians well-groomed as well.

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