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The Mustachifier - Mustache Pacifiers For Little Gentlemen

The Mustachifier - Mustache Pacifiers For Little Gentlemen

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If you wish your baby could look a bit more cool and masculine while sucking away on its binkie needs to upgrade their goofy pacifier to one of these cool new Mustachifiers. Yep, these fun pacifiers have built-in mustaches on top that instantly transforms a baby from a drooling infant into a dashing little gentleman, a rugged cowboy, a ladies man, or even Santa Claus. These cute pacifiers feature an orthodontic nipple design, 100% BPA free silicone, ventilation holes, and a soft, flexible mustache that cannot be detached. Best of all, he still won't have to shave for around another 15 or so years.

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