Life-Sized Salacious B. Crumb Statue

June 17, 2008

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If there are any Star Wars fans left out there, you surely remember that evil cackling little Kowakian monkey-lizard named Salacious B. Crumb from Return of the Jedi. He was Jabba the Hutt's court jester, sat on a pillow near the base of Jabba's throne, and sadistically laughed at and annoyed everyone to Jabba's amusement. Unfortunately, he died a most tragic death, along with many, many others, when Jedi scum and Rebel Alliance terrorists blew up Jabba's awesome floating Sail Barge. When I was a kid, he was one of my favorite characters and now I can have my very own Life-Sized Salacious B. Crumb to pester guests in my own palace. Hmm, now I want a life-sized Rancor Monster for the garden.

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