I Love Shoplifting Tote Bag
Whenever I see fully grown adults walking through suburban stores with backpacks on, I just assume they're shoplifting. Unless you're in the city or hiking through the great outdoors, I can't imagine why anyone would need to be carrying a large bag of stuff on their back just to walk through a Walmart. I'm sure you'll be able to survive 20 minutes without immediate access to a water bottle, laptop, security blanket, tablet, protein bar, book, roll of toilet paper, lunchbox, therapy cat, or whatever else could possibly be in there. You're not trekking across an apocalyptic wasteland carrying everything you own on your back. You're not a superhero keeping their costume ready to go just in case a supervillain appears. So, rather than looking like a dork with a backpack on, simply leave it in the car and bring in a much more appropriate empty tote bag to shop with instead, like this one.
This cool new and quite attention-grabbing I ❤️ Shoplifting Tote Bag is sure to cause a few snickers from fellow shoppers and double-takes and/or closer looks from store employees and security while you... "shop". This fun tote bag not only holds a lot of loot, it also makes a strong personal statement about yourself... you love the environment and shoplifting. It's perfect for regular shopping, actual shoplifting (no one would ever think you meant it!), humorously looting, bank heists, cat burglars, and more. The only downside is that you'll have to actually pay for this bag though to get it.
Hmm, please follow all laws and shop responsibly.
