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Office Udder - Under-the-Desk Squishy Silicone Stress Ball Cow Udder

Office Udder - Under-the-Desk Squishy Silicone Stress Ball Cow Udder

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When you're feeling stressed out, anxious and nervous, or just bored, simply relax, reach down under your desk, and give this cool new Office Udder from Bubblegum Stuff a healthy squeeze. Yep, right now you are looking at this squishy silicone cow udder that suction cups under a desk, contemplating whether it's uncomfortably funny or deeply disturbing, and double-checking that nobody else is around to see it on your screen... all at the same time. Will it relieve stress. Sure. Will it help you practice milking a cow? Of course. Will it land you in HR? Probably. Does it make a hilarious gift, especially to a dairy farmer? Absolutely! πŸ„πŸ˜³

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