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Sausage and Cheese Guillotine

Sausage and Cheese Guillotine

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Fun Fact: The very last person to be executed by guillotine in France was on September 10, 1977. 🤕

This cool new yet quite French Revolution-inspired Sausage Guillotine makes sausage, cheese, and even vegetable slicing a bit more dramatic for a spectacle-loving throng of hungry guests gathered around the charcuterie board. Just place your condemned sausage, cheese, carrot, cucumber, etc. into the slot, grab the chunky, easy-grip wooden handle, and push it forward to cleanly lop off a tasty slice with the double-edged stainless steel guillotine blade. Unfortunately, the slice doesn't fall into a little basket, but you can still hold it up to show the crowd. It also includes a convenient safety lock system to prevent accidents...unless you're making little finger sandwiches for picky cannibals, but that's just common sense. Bon Appetit!

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