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Dumpster Fire Candle

Dumpster Fire Candle

When your life feels like a dumpster fire, the entire world feels like a dumpster fire, or you just want to gift a dumpster fire to someone else, then you should just ignite this cool new Dumpster Fire Candle and celebrate. Sure, a real dumpster fire will put out much more intense heat, brighter flickering flames, and the aromatic scent of burning garbage as you gather around it outdoors, but this miniature wax version will fit better on your desktop or countertop indoors, burn for up to 50 hours, and either release no scent or the fresh scent of cedar. Hmm, I don't see anything improving soon, so you might want to pick up a few extra dumpster fire candles to help get you through yet another dumpster fire of a year.

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