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P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

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The English language is far from perfect and probably needs to be patched with an update one of these days to correct all of the bugs in the grammar, clean up all of the bizarre word spellings, and finally address the desperate need for emojis and emoticons to be added to standard punctuation. Without the winky face ;) ending a sentence, nobody really seems to understand sarcasm or know that that you're just kidding around anymore. Anyways, well now you can at least help prepare your little ones early on that mischievous, rule-breaking silent letters and truly strange spellings are just a normal part of the English language experience with this cool new P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever from Raj Haldar AKA rapper Lushlife. This funny yet informative children's book teaches kids how to spell, pronounce, and learn about difficult words like Gnome, Ouija, Knight, Psoriasis, and more. Hmm, since a child's first word is typically "Phone" nowadays, at least they can learn that it doesn't begin with an "F" ;)

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