Whoopee Cushion Bookmark

Does your current bookmark rip a huge, room-clearing fart when you shut a book on it? Then it's time to upgrade to this cool new Whoopee Cushion Bookmark. This fun and functional bookmark is actually an old-fashioned rubber whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or a boring textbook. It's perfect for endless quiet library, classroom, office, and bookstore pranks or simply enjoying a snicker after shutting a book just before sleep. You can also just sit on it if you're more of faux flatulent traditionalist. 💨