DoubleKick - Caffeinated Hot Sauce

Evil peanut butter infused with the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili Pepper, the world's hottest and meanest chili pepper, and Habanero chili extract to drive the Scoville Heat Scale up to a dangerously hot and disturbing 12,000,000 Scoville heat units!

These giant lollipops made from the fiery Sriracha Rooster Sauce and are more or less blazing fireballs of tasty heat on a stick.

If those little bottles of Tabasco Sauce just aren't enough to satisfy you, then you're going to need one of these giant gallon glass jugs of it.

A bag full of the hottest chili peppers in the world with disturbing pointed ends that resemble a scorpion's stinger. Enjoy!

Dave's Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce is one jar of hot sauce with a really cool adjustable cap that you turn to adjust the heat level. You can go from warm to inferno with a simple twist of the wrist and it also uses a really innovative pump spray dispenser so you can actually spray the sauce evenly over your food instead of just splashing it around like others make you do or I guess it could also be used for self-defense if you get attacked during dinner. Very cool, er hot new product!

This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest chili pepper, the Carolina Reaper, or about 900 times hotter than the spiciest jalapeno.

If your average cup of coffee just isn't perking you up anymore, then spice things up and go for the nuclear option with this Carolina Reaper infused coffee.

This unusual hot sauce combines hot jalapeno peppers with briny dill pickles that's perfect for chicken wings, burgers, Chicago Style hot dogs, pizza, and more.

It combines the bold, creamy, tangy, savory, and herbaceous flavors of ranch dressing with the sweetness of fluffy spun sugar for a truly zesty treat.

Since Hidden Valley Ranch seems to go on everything, it might as well go on humans as well... as a Halloween costume, not as a tasty condiment! Yep, now you can dress up as giant bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing that will really put out the vibe when you hang out next to the appetizer table at the Halloween party.

It's just like normal creamy peanut butter, except this one is infused with the blazing heat of habanero chili peppers.

This tasty sriracha has a cute little ninja squirrel twirling chili pepper nunchucks on the label and finds the perfect balance of great heat and not too sweet.

This exquisite ketchup isn't just a condiment, it's a full-blown gourmet, culinary experience! Put this one on your refrigerator's top shelf for sure!

This whimsical server is shaped like an octopus with 4 glass bowls tucked into the arms ready to serve up condiments, sauces, dips, citrus slices, and so much more.

While it's just regular Heinz ketchup inside the bottle, the outside label of this limited edition Halloween bottle is dressed up with a costume of sorts that tells your mind that it's about to dispense rich and thick ketchup made from the blood of tomatoes, which of course have 57 blood types.

A set of 4 unique honeys made by urban bees in beehives scattered across the Big Apple's rooftops.