Squeez Bacon - The Ultimate Condiment!

April 1, 2009

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Finally! We all know that everything is better with bacon and now we can enjoy it endlessly without any cooking or refrigeration with Squeez Bacon. Yes that's right, squeezable bacon in a bottle! Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit, hamburger, salad, pasta, etc. Check out the video below to see the ultimate condiment in action!

PS - Makes an excellent topping on a World-Famous 100% Bacon Burger!

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