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Scary Sound Greeting Card Attack

Scary Sound Greeting Card Attack

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When someone wrongs you, get revenge by sending them one of these cool new Scary Sound Greeting Card Attack. These evil thank you cards may look thoughtful and sweet on the outside - with a double rainbow, cute smiley face sun and overall cheery design, but once the deserving victim opens the card they're treated to a piercing scream sound effect and a disturbing zombie baby staring back at them. Compared to every other card on the market, this is truly one they'll never forget.

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