We eat fish, cows, chickens, plants (that are still alive!), bacteria, and just about everything else in our way, so why does the utterly annoying insect get... More
If sipping a martini like a human being proves to be too difficult, you're a clumsy party mingler, or have gone one too many sheets to the wind, then you may... More
This full deck of massive playing cards are 10x the size of the standard ones. This changes everything...
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... More
This hilarious Grade A wrapping paper set includes two sheets of steak paper, one sheet of cutting board paper, one sheet of butcher paper, twine, a meat tray,... More
If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.
Safely transport dishes in and out of a hot oven while keeping your hands damage-free.
Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came... More
These fun push pins have actual moving googly eyes on top to give a little character your photos, memos, or wahtever you stick them into.
This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.
At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.
How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.
The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking... More
See yourself as you truly are.
If your sweet tooth likes it a bit spicy from time to time, then sink it into this cool new Sriracha Chocolate Bar.
Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner... More
Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.
perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick... More
Combines a high tech remote control mini helicopter with a super annoying secret squirt gun!
Evil peanut butter infused with the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili Pepper, the world's hottest and meanest chili pepper, and Habanero chili extract to drive... More
