This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
This luxurious animatronic plush Siberian brown bear stands nearly five feet tall and sings your own custom playlist of a cappella songs or talks while telling... More
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
If you have a wall desperately needing the perfect accessory, look no further than this cool new Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue.
This massive inflatable depiction of the Star Wars galaxy's most notoriously slimy, party loving gangster is perfect for watching over your Halloween bash or... More
This inexpensive, all-in-one digital decorating kit includes a miniature projector, tripod, remote control, and window projection material that allows you to... More
At first glance, Tina appears to be a real woman dressed in a lovely black gown standing with her back to you, but when she senses your approach, her head quickly... More
This Halloween, whenever you need a helping hand in the office or just want to add some festive gore to your spooky decor, then look no further than this cool... More
Now you can hang this famous frozen smuggler from the shower rod just like Jabba the Hutt did in his bathroom.
One of the more haunting scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark is when Indiana Jones pulls out an old double-clasped, embossed leather Dutch Bible to show the... More
A literal double take inducing lifesize statue of a terrifying mad doctor or some sort well-dressed butcher in rubber boots, apron, and gloves with four impossible... More
This ingenious adult costume makes it seem like you're trapped in a bamboo cage being carried by a giant gorilla.
A massive 72 inch tall animatronic haunted tree with creepy sculpted face and outreaching branches, spooky light up eyes, a moving mouth that utters malevolent... More
Regular human bones don't glimmer in the Halloween party lights, but that all changes with this cool new lifesize skeleton covered in shiny, shimmering chrome
This massive six foot tall Boba Fett statue is a perfectly scaled up and fully articulated clone of an authentic mint-condition original Kenner Boba Fett action... More
My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
