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This extreme 100% soy wax candle is hand-poured into an actual recycled Mountain Dew can and smells exactly like the scent of Mountain Dew or select from over... Read More
This terrifying hand knit face restraint is actually much cozier to wear than the one Dr Lecter was forced to don in the movie Silence of the Lambs and is also... Read More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... Read More
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of Italian-spiced pizza.
Protect your wine and keep it from spilling when you slip one of these cool new Wine Condoms over the end of the bottle.
In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may... Read More
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... Read More
Give a boring tree in your front yard a bit more of a terrifying personality this Halloween season.
After a long day of listening to activists shouting on every street corner, protesters protesting in front of every building, marchers marching down every street,... Read More
After stirring up your famous tomato sauce, set down the wooden spoon on this cool new Blood Splatter Kitchen Utensil Holder to keep the countertop mess free... Read More
a miniature version of the massive stone megalith heads called the Moai found on Easter Island and their mysterious purpose has finally been revealed... to dispense... Read More
While the massive long-necked sauropod dinosaurs like the Brachiosaurus, Apatosaurus, and Diplodocus were herbivores and loved munching on plants and tree tops,... Read More
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... Read More
Perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra... Read More
This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest... Read More
These unique accent rugs are shaped like arrows to either point the way for guests to follow or just to point out something interesting.
Just unroll these preventative shoe rubbers over your expensive sneakers and enjoy 99.9% protection from the mud, rain, and who knows what. They're even ribbed... Read More
These evil tea cups may look like ordinary porcelain tea cups with the usual floral pattern at first glance, but once the tea has been consumed, the horrific... Read More
Plan on retiring to the study with your partners in crime to carve up the world a little finer for yourselves all while enjoying fine cigars and brandy? Well,... Read More
This fun cheese cutting board looks like a giant mousetrap with a beech wood base and a stainless steel spring trap cheese cutter.
A miniature samurai sword that lets one channel their inner warrior and swiftly slice up cakes at the same time.




















